Friday, January 22, 2010

Two Jilted Lovers Walk Into A Bar

(Forgot this one existed. Lyric by rednblue07)

Some jokes are best told naked
So crawl into bed and I'll say the punch line again
Just for effect, then we'll discuss the implications
We're a triple entendre of "give it up"
Over sex and secrets and trying to believe
But was there anything between us at all?

So fools rush in where angels fear to tread
And I'm first in line
Time after time to get my spite
I'm first in line
Because in the end we're just the stuff of
After-dinner conversation
So light one up for me honey
We all know I'd be better off dead last

Everyone wants to hear about it
So kiss that bottle and tell all
What's the whole world missing about me baby?
I'm a byword in your circles, but you're just a word by my pen
And I hope you gag on the bitter taste
While you're dropping my name

No comments: